Yoga Pants

When did these come on the scene? Where have I been? All I know is Yes Please and Thank You. Wow. Woweeeeee.

Giada De Laurentis is Way Too Distracting

How many deadly sins am I breaking when I start to fiddle around while trying to watch Giada on the Food Network? Lets see, I can count up to 5. She is way too distracting. I can never really understand what she is trying to make in the first place. All I see is teeth, boobs, cleavage, more teeth, the flowing cascading hair over the breasts, Pancetta, Ricotta, cleavage and boobs. I have'nt seen an entire show, I never last that long. Oh Well. I bet she cooks wonderfully. Cant Forget about the time she was on the jet ski in a bikini top. I guess thats what people refer to as Food Porn. Thanks for the material Giada.

Growing Tired Of In Your Face Brutal Internet Porn

The internet has brought a deluge of filth into the lives of many of us men who always looked at it since we were young tykes. Now a days you can see everything imaginable all for the price of free. Trust me I have seen it all. Still cant un see somethings I wish I could, IE 2 girls 1 cup, Slap Happy, but it doesnt stop men for looking for new material everyday. I have seen things that I never even knew existed before such as well...you know...the gross stuff ATM, DVDA, Donkey Punch, The Houdini and my personal favorite, The Wet Jessie. Gone are the days of the innocent stuff we used to think of as porn back in the day. National Geographic Magazine, Victoria Secret catalogs, or if you had some crazy neighbors who were lucky enough to receive the holy grail of mail filth, the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog...crotchless panties...bras with nipple holes cut out...This is why I feel like lately I need to bring it back again old school...thats right...Say hello to the women who helped me through puberty, the ladies of the J.C. Penny Bra catalog....ahhh...the memories....also thanks to Showtime networks Bizarre with John Byner, Phoebe Cates, Farrah's nipples, Aerobicize and the movies Private School for Girls, my Tutor, and all the other classic 80's sex comdeies. not including the Last American Virgin, which was so sad at the end I never saw that one coming.

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